Birthyay Babe Shower Steamers
Here's to another year! Kickstart your birthday week/month with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the refreshing scent of grapefruit jumpstart your birthday celebration and...
$24.95
Done Parenting Today
Need some peace and quiet? We get that. Get your chill on with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of orange and vanilla...
$24.95
Everything Is Fine Glass Bottle Safety Matches
When the world around you is on fire, keep your cool with these chill matches and this calming mantra. Ideal for soothing aromatherapy sessions,...
$14.95
Everything Is Fine Shower Steamers
Need to pretend for a few minutes? We get it. Get your chill on with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of spiced...
$24.95
Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamers
Are those bags designer? We need some REM too. Get your bedtime routine in check with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of...
$24.95
Happy Hour Shower
Need some happy? We get that. Get your dopamine hit without the booze with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the intoxicating scent of blood...
$24.95
I Do Need To Relax Shower Steamers
Caught up in the wedding frenzy? We hear you. Get your zen on with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of lavender oil...
$24.95
I Hate Everyone Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Ever had one of those days where human interaction just isn’t on the menu? Set the mood and light up your solitude. Ideal for...
$14.95
I Need A Vacation Shower Steamers
Need a vacation? Same. Get your escape on with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of coconut and lime take you to a...
$24.95
In Case Of A Clusterf*ck Glass Bottle Safety Matches
When it's more than a shitshow, and you're navigating a minefield of disaster, at least you'll be able to see with the light from...
$14.95
In Case Of A Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Safety Matches
When shit hits the fan, take control of at least one thing: the ability to light. it. up. Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses,...
$14.95
It Wasn't Me Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Maintain your innocence with these alibi-esque matches. Ideal for those who wish to burn bridges (please don’t burn real ones, just metaphorical) and the...
$14.95
Let's F*cking Party Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Set the night on fire and dance like nobody’s watching (or everyone is, and they're all jealous). The essential accessory for every late-night shindig...
$14.95
Love Bomb Shower Steamer
Feelin' the love? Let the sexy scent of santal sweep you off your feet (not literally) with these aromatherapy shower steamers. No commitment needed....
$24.95
Make A Wish Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Because sometimes, it's nice to dream. Feed the flames of your hopes and dreams with these wishful matches. Best paired with champagne, birthday cakes,...
$14.95
Make Good Decisions (Or Not) Glass Bottle Safety Matches
Whether you're playing it safe or playing with fire, these matches are here for your every whim and “good” decisions.
$14.95
Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine Glass Bottle Safety Matches
A tactful, yet chic way to tell everyone to STFU. These yellow matches will help you stop just short of telling people what’s actually...
$14.95
Sexy As Hell Shower Steamers
Get your sexy on with these aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the addictive scent of santal flood your senses and bring your body and mind...
$24.95