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What Shall I F*ck With Today Glass Bottle Safety Matches

What Shall I F*ck With Today Glass Bottle Safety Matches

“What Shall I Fuck With Today” matches are perfect for those days when you're ready to burn it all down. Set the world (or...
$14.95
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In Case Of A Clusterf*ck Glass Bottle Safety Matches

In Case Of A Clusterf*ck Glass Bottle Safety Matches

When it's more than a shitshow, and you're navigating a minefield of disaster, at least you'll be able to see with the light from...
$14.95
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Make A Wish Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Make A Wish Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Because sometimes, it's nice to dream. Feed the flames of your hopes and dreams with these wishful matches. Best paired with champagne, birthday cakes,...
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Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine Glass Bottle Safety Matches

A tactful, yet chic way to tell everyone to STFU. These yellow matches will help you stop just short of telling people what’s actually...
$14.95
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What's Left Of My Sanity Glass Bottle Safety Matches

What's Left Of My Sanity Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Feeling a little crazed? We get it. Here's a physical representation of your dwindling sanity, take out a match, light it up and find...
$14.95
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In Case Of A Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Safety Matches

In Case Of A Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Safety Matches

When shit hits the fan, take control of at least one thing: the ability to light. it. up. Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses,...
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Let's F*cking Party Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Let's F*cking Party Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Set the night on fire and dance like nobody’s watching (or everyone is, and they're all jealous). The essential accessory for every late-night shindig...
$14.95
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Make Good Decisions (Or Not) Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Make Good Decisions (Or Not) Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Whether you're playing it safe or playing with fire, these matches are here for your every whim and “good” decisions.
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I Hate Everyone Glass Bottle Safety Matches

I Hate Everyone Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Ever had one of those days where human interaction just isn’t on the menu? Set the mood and light up your solitude. Ideal for...
$14.95
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Everything Is Fine Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Everything Is Fine Glass Bottle Safety Matches

When the world around you is on fire, keep your cool with these chill matches and this calming mantra. Ideal for soothing aromatherapy sessions,...
$14.95
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It Wasn't Me Glass Bottle Safety Matches

It Wasn't Me Glass Bottle Safety Matches

Maintain your innocence with these alibi-esque matches. Ideal for those who wish to burn bridges (please don’t burn real ones, just metaphorical) and the...
$14.95
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